Do The Humpty Hump! After 5 years, you took your chick to the dump.
She cheated with a guy that looks like Forrest Gump.
Sitting home watching porn, you feel like a chump.
So you try to watch baseball but you hate the ump.
You say to yourself, "I wish I had someone to hump."
If you don't cure this, you'll get in a slump.
And then you'll be known as the man who's a grump.
On backpage you scroll through the girls, they're all frump.
And any worth calling will be a gazump.
But finally you see her - Her breasts are so plump.
You just wish you had a better pic of her rump.
So you go to her incall, in your throat there's a lump.
Excited when you see her - the gate, you outjump.
Your clothes fall to the floor in a wadded up clump.
In her room she takes you, her pelvis you bump.
She really enjoys your hard erect stump.
You pound her so hard, you hit your head with a thump.
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- City : Philadelphia
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